Zooey Deschanel with her husband, Ben Gibbard at the Vanity Fair & Cotton Benefit for the Humane Society Zooey and Emily hosted.
reblog for allie, even though she should be following this
thaaaaaaaaaaanks richard, SHE’S EVEN GOT HER HAIR LIKE I WANT MINE :@
(ps. please stop calling me that?)IT IS YOUR NAME EVEN WHEN I DO MY READING AT YOUR FUNERAL I WILL STILL CALL YOU ALLIE
IT’S NOT MY FUCKING NAME! it’s a stupid, preppy nickname that somehow people latched onto about five years ago?! and i won’t let you read at my funeral now ;’(
IT IS YOUR NAME. pfft have fun stopping me WHEN YOU’RE DEAD
actually, my name is Alexandra Mary-Isabel Wilson, if you’re getting technical about it. but YOU can call me Penny (compromise?)
yes but i can’t call you that to other people, so allie it is.
also i’m not just making this up am i, you did used to have a whole extra last name didn’t you?
noooooooooooooo, i don’t think you understand that it makes me want to scratch my corneas out whenever anyone says it?
no, you massive weirdo?
