holycrow, i’m bored out my skull

wintermachine:

glass-ceiling:

1. Greg Pritchard
2. Fia Leader
3. Katy Fry
4. Richard Coatsworth
5. Sophie Sabin
6. Ellie Smith
7. Adam Johnson
8. Alicia Thompson
9. Jess Laming

Answer These Questions:


Q: Have you ever kissed number 5?
A:  yes. suck on that mrs hernandez ;D

Q: When’s the next time you’re going to see number 4??
A: soon pleeeeeeease

Q: Is number 8 pretty?
A: facking gorgeous

Q: How did you meet number 3?
A: she told me that i beat her up in a dream

Q: Have you seen number 1 in the last month?
A: not as much as i’d have liked

Q: Do you think number 2 has a crush on you?
A: totally. she wants it

Q: Are you really close to number 2?
A:  yes, in a word

Q: Have you ever gotten in trouble with 3?
A: plenty o’ times

Q: Would you ever go out with number 6?
A: i’d consider it, certainly. she would look beautiful bald

Q: What was the last thing you and number 7 laughed about?
A: ‘did you call her the wrong name during sex?’ ‘no. i have done that, just not with her.’

Q: Have you ever dated 9?
A:  i don’t think she’s into girls, really

Q: Do you even know 9?
A: i’m so glad i do

Q: Would you give 3 a hug?
A:  mhmmm

Q: Do you know a secret about number 8?
A:  i think so

Q: Describe the relationship between 9 and 5?
A: they’ve hung out a fair bit

Q: What is the best thing about your friendship with 5?
A: that I can be honest with her, in a way i can’t with other people

Q: What is the worst thing about number 1?
A: that we think in totally different ways
(which is primarily a good thing, but makes being 300 miles apart for three out four weeks at a time even harder)

Q: Have you ever danced with number 7?
A:  frequently. he’s usually enebriated, it should be added

Q: Have you ever been in a fight with number 8?
A: noyyy

Q: Would you consider 3 a good friend?
A: the best

Q: Have you ever been a co-worker with number 4?
A: no ;’( he’d hate my job though hahaha

Q: Has number 1 ever met your mother?
A:  my mum loves him!

Q: Did you ever accidentally physically hurt number 5?
A:  probably

Q. How did you meet number 6?
A: we were both orlando bloom uber nerds in year seven

Q: Do you live close to number 1?
A: no ;’(

Q: What is number 3’s favorite food?
A: ummmm? facon? i should definitely know that

Q: What is the best memory you have with number 1?
A: paris encapsulates everything i love about us
(apart from the bit at 5am where we were watching anxiously to make sure this woman wasn’t about to be raped, i could have done without that)

Q: Have you traveled anywhere with number 9?
A: not enough :/

Q: If you gave number 4 $100 tonight, what would they spend it on?
A: a thai bride haha

Q: Which one lives the furthest away?
A: when she’s at uni, Liscaaa has the edge here

You went to Paris with Greg? How super cute.

Also, why do you want to see Ellie bald?

 Yes indeed :D
Ellie is the only girl i can think of who wouldn’t look horrendous if they shaved their head. Take a second, picture it. You know I’m right…